i just saw a really handsome gooner on this site. is it possible to identify him for me? he's in a post from Sep 8 and reblogged from "The Destroyer" - Anonymous

Hi anon,

Whatever you were able to find on the post is pretty much all we got.

Goon on,
TGR Staff

does jelqing actually work to increase penis length and if so, can you redirect me to videos or how-tos on how to do it? - Anonymous

Hello anon,

We don’t know anything about it so we’re not the best to answer this question for you. But keep checking this post because perhaps some of our readers will now more about it and leave a comment for you in the comment section. It has happened before. Our community is very large and people are very knowledgeable in several fronts.

Goon on,
TGR Staff

how come bators use albolene to jack off and where can i find it in the united states? - Anonymous

Dear anon,

How come? We assume that your surprise comes from the fact you probably has seen Albolene marketed as a make-up remover, are we right? Well, we cannot precise when guys started using it as lubricant, but it’s already an old practice that has been passed down from generation to generation. lajerker has submitted to Urban Dictionary the following definition for Albolene:

Among male masturbation enthusiasts, considered to be one of the finest lubricants available. A colloidal suspension of mineral oil and petroleum jelly, it’s a bit greasy, but so worth it. Lasts for a while without a recharge. Comes in a handy tub, perfect for passing around at the circle jerk. Find it with the makeup removers and crank away.
- “All the guys were sure to thank Rob for bringing more Albolene to the sesh.”


Another contributor, Ric, even poked fun on the fact Albolene was developed for something entirely different:


Oil-based sex-lube (marketed as a facial makeup remover).

- “We’ve been fucking for hours; it’s time to reapply more Albolene to genitals.”

We hope this has given you a better insight on why it became such a sensation between bators. Also, if you’re in the USA, you’re very lucky because you can find it everywhere. Pharmacies, supermarkets, online, etc. Actually, consider yourself very luck because guys from around the world gotta import it because it’s not easily available everywhere just like in the States. But all of them agree on something: it is so worth it! You should go get some now!
Goon on,
TGR Staff

It’s Friday night in the Americas…

… which means that it’s already Saturday in the rest of the world! So you gooners can all take your cocks out of your pants now and get stooopid on your penises! Celebrate your manhood and cock bliss!

Don’t forget to take some pictures and send them to us!

Goon on,
TGR Staff

He just took his eyes of his cock so he could look into the camera and you could look right back into them and experience his cock stooopidity. Dudes, if you aren’t a gooner yet, become one ASAP or die trying. As for you gooners, keep on gooning! Snap some pictures and send them to us!

From the series: So deep in my goon.

It has been a fairly long time since we last saw Master Gooner Lanson1969 on TGR. In that occasion he was our poster boy for our # 1000 post. But since we just spoke about him a few days ago, why not reblog these wonderful images of this great gooner? Get inspired and goon like/with him!


From the series: Master Gooner & I’m a gooner and a TGR follower.



Note- We must observe that the last time he was actually seen on TGR was in the Reblog if you are a Proud Gooner poster. However that image had already been published on TGR in the past. But anyway: are you a proud gooner? So reblog it now!

Gooner woffatme stooopid on cock and deep in his goon. He out of reality… the only reality that matters in this scenario is the one provided by his cock bliss! Great way of aking us prouder than ever! That’s an excellent submission!

From the series: I’m a gooner and a TGR follower & So deep in my goon.

Gooner woffatme stooopid on cock and deep in his goon. He out of reality… the only reality that matters in this scenario is the one provided by his cock bliss! Great way of aking us prouder than ever! That’s an excellent submission!

From the series: I’m a gooner and a TGR follower & So deep in my goon.

hey gooners, please convince me to submit some gooning pics. i really really want to, but since i'm in college, i don't want people i know to see me (at least not while in college). if i do submit a pic, i want to show my face -AND- my cock, so there's that problem. help a brother out. - Anonymous

Greetings anon,

We’re not here to convince anyone to submit media to TGR. We’ll always advocate for free will. People send stuff to us at their own discretion. We just publish them. So no, we cannot convince you to do anything you’re unsure about. Here’s our answer to a similar question.

Goon on,
TGR Staff

No disrespect to anyone but is gooning real. I've tried numerous times to the point where I've just given up on ever feeling that pleasure. - Anonymous

Hello anon,

Well, this sure is probably the most unusual message we have ever gotten. Of course gooning is real! Why would we bother creating a whole website dedicated to gooners? You can’t possibly think there’s people out there willing to live or a lie! One advice to you: things don’t come as easily to everyone… so you may be in the group that gotta keep on trying harder and fully commit to experiment it. Also, try finding a gooning coach. There are some around that have helped many guys. Perhaps one of them can help you get there and master the craft faster.

Goon on,
TGR Staff

Can you tell us more about Lanson1969? How did he get to be such a Master Gooner? What advice does he have for the rest of us? - hrnyguybkny

Dear ,

No one would answer your questions better than Master Lanson himself. This is what he shared with us:

I have always been a chronic masturbator. I usually bate a lot and I’ve always loved long sessiond. I discovered [during a] long bate session, that I could reach a higher state [of mind] in my bate, and go deeper and deeper in [it]. And [once], when I was very deep, I discovered the feeling that my brain was in my cock, or that my cock was my brain. When I’m very deep, my penis begins to control me. One day I was very deep and totally under control of my penis… I started to feel stoopid and my tongue was out. I could not control it. Then I stared to drool. I repeated [the process,] another very long session [in order] to reach that state again. I then [learned] that, with poppers huffs, I could reach that state quicker and deeper. The next step was very natural… It was an amazing feeling!!! Since then I’ve been gooning every time I bate!!! I don’t really know how I became a master… it was something progressive and I did not choose it.

As for the advice you asked him, he says:

The best advice is : take your time, you need long, very long bate sessions to go deep in that bate.


He is indeed one of the best you will ever know!

Goon on,
TGR Staff
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