part 1 of 2. idk who to ask about this so seeing how this is a masturbation blog, maybe someone here might know. i'm 20 now, but when i was in 4th grade (like 10) i started puberty and could jack off and cum. i'm cut and always jerked it dry w/out lube (since i was so young i had no way of getting any). i loved the pleasure of jacking off so much that one time i overdid it and didn't stop after i came and my dick started hurting but i didn't stop jerking it b/c it felt so good. then... - Anonymous

part 2 of 3 (oops, this is longer than i expected). then i came again and my dick was throbbing and dark red. it started hurting so much when i pulled my underwear back on that i had to place toilet paper between my dick and undies to lessen the pain. it hurt so bad but i didn’t tell anyone. the next morning i checked out my dick and my pain was manageable, but my skin had turned as dark as my nuts were (solid brown color). it used to be light skinned like the rest of my body (peachy color)… And to this day it’s still that dark brown color. as a result of that dry masturbation incident, i peeled some skin and a bit of hair started growning on the side of my dick and the skin now looks irritated when flaccid and weirdly shiny when hard. i’d like my cock to look normal again. what can i do? should i go to a urologist/dermatologist? i still don’t want parents knowing. idk if it looks normal and i still love jacking off, but this has made me insecure about showing myself :(


Dear anon,
We’re humbled that you’ve chosen us to share your insecurities and doubts. We’re no doctors so we can’t really help you the way you really deserve, but we’re gonna take on your idea and hope some of our readers is a doctor and can leave a good answer for you in the comment section (comment section only accessible when you view TGR on a web browser and not on phone/tablet tumblr app).

We’ve always been very upset by how people in the USA subject their sons to circumcision during their infancy. The only justification for circumcision is phimosis. Lube wouldn’t be an issue if guys had their foreskin intact. To make matters worse, some surgeons in the USA are real butchers. Also, some parents are unprepared to care for surgical wounds and the hole thing just gets worse. No wonder there’s a whole movement against it in the USA. We must acknowledge though that there are circumcised penises that look great. Probably because they were done by trained urologists. We have heard stories about doctors from other medical fields performing this type of surgery because “it’s a very simple procedure” when in reality it’s really not so simple.

Your story reminded us of a friend who had a curved penis. He told us that once he kept on masturbating because he wanted to keep on cuming. He forced and overstimulated his penis until he was able to cum 3 times in a row. He kept on going for hours. After he was able to achieve his goal, he said that his penis took a while to soften and it was bloated and sensitive. The next day he observed that there was a bump on his shaft. He probably caused some harm to his penis inside tissue (the corpora cavernosa). The bump was exactly where his cock curvature was more accentuated. A few days after the incident, he observed that the swelling healed and he never got that aggressive with his penis again. His story isn’t exactly similar to yours, but it reminds us that: penises can’t be handled that roughly. Some guys just go bananas on it… and not in a good way.

Anyway, this is what we know: some circumcised penises will get a little darker after surgery because of scarring. But guess what? There’s a medical procedure for color correction. Pornstars are doing a procedure for anal bleaching as well. And there’s a Japanese invention - a patch- that you put on your nipples and make them more pinky/peachy colored.  But, attention: we haven’t tested, or tried, or even recommend any of those procedures. We’re just sharing what we’ve heard/seen around. We’d suggest you look for a professional. You’re older than 18 years old, and you can totally see a professional and share your concerns. Your privacy must be respected. They won’t contact your parents. Probably an urologist/dermatologist are the best choices. You just need to look for a good one in your area. Don’t forget to let us know how it goes.

Good luck!
TGR Staff

about that xtube video you posted with the gooner: is that metal thing grasping his balls a ring or what? it looks so painful to have them so stretched like that - Anonymous

Hi anon,

Yes, those are metal ball stretchers. We’ve never tried them, but there are lots of guys into ball stretching and they use even heavier ones. If it’s painful? We can’t tell. Some get so extreme that they use like 5 of those at once. Look it up if you’re interested. We’re sure there’s plenty of info available about ball stretching online.

Goon on,
TGR Staff

When a black gooner cums…
We once showed you a white gooner cumming… nothing more fair than showing a black gooner too! Hopefully we’ll find an Asian gooner cumming too!
As you can see, the gooner stooopidity lingers even after a gooner has spoodged.

From the series: So deep in my goon.

When a black gooner cums…

We once showed you a white gooner cumming… nothing more fair than showing a black gooner too! Hopefully we’ll find an Asian gooner cumming too!

As you can see, the gooner stooopidity lingers even after a gooner has spoodged.

From the series: So deep in my goon.

Yes, yes, yes!!! MORE GOONERS ON THE GOONER REPORT! SUBMIT YOUR PICTURES, GOONERS! I DID IT AND I DON'T REGRET IT! - Anonymous

There you go, anon! You’re message is delivered.

You just failed to mention which photo/post was submitted by you.

Goon on,
TGR Staff

If you’re a GOONER, you deserve to be famous and praised!

So submit your media to The Gooner Report today! Get the respect and deep admiration of the gooning community by showing the world the gooner that you are!

Feel proud and expose your gooner pride to the universe on the best website for and about gooning: The Gooner Report!

Goon on and show it to us!

TGR Staff

Older man gooning= experienced in cock bliss.

Probably feeding of porn, while edging his bick cock and letting it control him.

From the series: Yes, I’m a gooner.

Around 3’57” he begins to give into his penis to goon. Then around 5’10” he spits/drools and we can see him getting goonier. Around the 8’06” we can see him at his gooniest (probably because he’s also cumming). It’s interesting to observe how cockcentric he gets and how he keeps going on even after having jizzed. Great job.

Still he didn’t goon during most of the video and that leads us to believe he needs to work more on his technique and find a way to prolong his gooning sessions. Then he can truly immerse in penis pleasure and goon out for hours.

From the series: Exhibitionist

Any tips on how to jack off when living with a roommate? he never leaves and it makes it really hard to jack off - ilovebears17

Hello ilovebears17,

It shouldn’t be a problem if you have your own room. Lock the door and go to town.

Goon on,
TGR Staff

You’re not a man until you learn to goon.

— TGR Staff

balls boy one more time (sorry): i realized that maybe my 2nd question might have been inappropriate. if it is, refrain from posting please. also, i think i might have discovered the answer to my 1st question to be that shaved balls = easy use of cockrings. but what i wanted to ask now is if tgr or commentators could help a gooner bro out in finding out what this awesome cockring is. tagged under 1st page of "ball-stretcher" a gooner named Luzzo is wearing a blue cockring. where can i buy it? :) - Anonymous

Oh, wow… you’re really into messaging today, aren’t ya anon? No problem! We’ll try to help.

We think gooner Luzzo’s blue cockring style is called Cocksling. At least that’s what they call that style in the Americas. Look it up.

Goon on,
TGR Staff

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