"Oh, my dick is in control" says gooner Cantstop. And yeah… we can tell, gooner. A short voicemail, but long enough to give Cantstop a lot of street credit in goonville!

From the series: Hear my cock babble gooning.

I don't goon when I jack off...well, sometimes I guess....but I sure do when some hot guy is fucking my ass. I've been accused of being a drama queen (excuse me??? I'm NOT a queen!! LOL) but I can't help it, it's just intense for me. I do love seeing the facial contortions of other guys, however, as I slowly and with lots of lube jack them to a mind-liquefying orgasm (sucking them too only I don't have as clear a view of their face when I suck). I think it's great! Writhers? Bonus!! - butchlvr

Hello ,

Good for you, man. Although we associate gooning with masturbation, we have acknowledged that it can happen during sex. Many posts in here reflect this opinion of ours.

Goon on,
TGR Staff

FUCK YES. I am 26 years old and never realized that the way I masturbate and have been for years has an actual term. I've been gooning since I was a teenager and just thought I was super intense. The fact that there's guys like me is amazing and just drives me to really go at it and fucking goon nonstop. Thanks for the great resource! - Anonymous

Greetings 26-yo-anon!

Our pleasure! No need to thank us. It’s our mission to spread awareness about gooning, and we hope you get even more acquainted and experienced with every term/practice of the gooning community. Make sure you make use of our Search box and tags. If you still have questions, message us. If you wanna participate, please send us your media.

Goon on,
TGR Staff

The proud gooner displays himself with joy.

From the series: Yes, I’m a gooner.

10 years ago people loved to hate emos… we personally never hated them… especially when they happen to be gooners like this fucker in these pics. Get your cock out and goon on it, gooners!

From the series: Tongue out.

A shy gooner… but equally as proud as the loud ones!

From the series: Tongue out.

#Twitterversary!

The Gooner Report twitter just turned 1 today! Make your you follow us on twitter too!

Nerds aren’t only college drop outs that create start-ups that turn them into billionaires… they are also intelligent guys who know that if you aren’t a gooner, you’re basically nothing in life! Goon on that cock, you nerd gooner!

From the series: I contort my face when I goon & Hypnotized by cock.

Ha! We had already posted our own version of the “Keep Calm” poster. But why not reblog others? We will always spread messages that encourage the practice of gooning!

Ha! We had already posted our own version of the “Keep Calm” poster. But why not reblog others? We will always spread messages that encourage the practice of gooning!

Proud gooner and exhibitionist Mr. jp890! Back once again to show the world he’s really deserving of all the repercussion his previous posts has gotten him. Definitely one of the most popular gooners ever seen in here. We respect him and his tardness so fucking much! We’re hoping his next set of pictures will show a really goontarded side of his with a drooling tongue and crazy eyes of goonfucker!

Dear Mr. jp890,
As always, gooner… well done!

Goon on,
TGR Staff

Previously here.

From the series: I’m a gooner and a TGR follower.

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