My name is James, friends call me Jimmy. I’ve been welcomed into the gooning fraternity because of GoonerReport. It let me know I was MORE than just a man. I was PENIS. 

You might know me by my other name. My Gooner Name. GoonHulk. Given to me by my bate coach.

GoonerReport is the first site I visit during my bates. It’s the main source of my bate fuel. I would be HONOURED to be welcomed among it’s applicants.
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TGR Comment:

Dear gooner Jimmy-GoonHulk,

Feel more than welcome! You belong in here with no shadow of doubt! And if someone gotta feel honored, belive that it should be us. You threw so many compliments thrown our way and - oh - we feel so proud of you as a gooner and honored by your submission and for choosing us as your first stop during your gooning sprees. Not to mention that it’s amazing to get to put “a face” on what is definitely one of the most ever played voicemails: 10,493 plays to date! That was a very unique audio that left us wondering what you looked like when gooned out. Will we ever get to see a video? Welcome to TGR and feel free to participate whenever you feel like.


Goon on,
TGR Staff

From the series: I’m a gooner and a TGR follower.

I want to learn to be a gooner. I want to be completely stupid on my dick and unable to do anything without gooning for hours everyday. Please help me get stupid! - faggot-humiliated

Hello!

We pretty much just answered a very similar question. Check it out here.


Practice makes it perfect! So… goon on,

TGR Staff

Another French gooner! That just goes to show the world that they definitely intend to become synonym of gooning excellence. There you go, France! Another compatriot of yours making your nation proud. Fortunately the inspiration derived from this crosses borders!

From the series: I contort my face when I goon.

voicemail - Anonymous

What about it?

Anyway… for info on how to leave us a voicemail, please click here.

Goon on,
TGR Staff

French gooner couldn’t help but expose even though he had to still conceal part of his face. We’re totally okay with that because what matters is exposing anyway you can to show your gooning pride! And the brown bottle is in the frame is his way to show his pals what’s his favorite stimulant during some gooning extravaganzza.

From the series: Yes, I’m a gooner & Tonge out.

Sorry TGR, my typing sucks. What I meant to type is can you give me any instructions, guidance, to learn to be a gooner. Have not heard this word before. Thank you. - fxfb2000

Hello fxfb2000,

Please take a look at this post.

Good luck on your new endeavor of learning to goon. It’s life changing!

TGR Staff

Hello TGR, I was wondering if You could instruct me to learn and submit full time to bring a goober. Thank you. - fxfb2000

Hello fxfb2000,

We don’t know if we totally understand your question. Do you want to submit a picture to us? If so, visit our submission page.

Goon on,
TGR Staff

Top Countries visiting The Gooner Report!

Back in August, the countries that visited TGR the most were:

  1. United States
  2. Canada
  3. United Kingdom
  4. Germany
  5. France

Thank you for visiting us, gooners!

Thanks for teaching me about gooning.
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TGR Comment:

That surreal moment me should be handing out a diploma, but instead feel that we were the ones getting it! Amazing feeling!


Dear gooner nastysleaze,

Believe us: it’s our pleasure! You really don’t need to thank us because by just taking a look at your picture we can tell right away that you’ve become an excellent gooner! Wow, so proud of you! We’re glad we were able to instruct you and happy that now you’re enjoying your sex life as a gooner as well. This image causes a huge impact… we wonder what it’s like to actually goon with you! We’re honored. Keep coming back for more and don’t forget to send us new media in the future. Congratulations!


Goon on,
TGR Staff

From the series: I’m a gooner and a TGR follower.

The young gooner likes “Rebel Music” but he’d never rebel against his penis… he respects it and goon periodically on it, and also show his pride to the world. Get stooopid with him, gooners!

From the series: Yes, I’m a gooner & Tongue Out.

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