Thank you - have been reading up on gooning, but wondered if there was anyone willing to take on an apprentice as it were. I would give out my skype on here but feel that may get unwanted attention. Any ideas? - Anonymous

Dear wanna-get-into-gooning-anon,

We’re quite sure you will find many gooners willing to take you as an apprentice. Our community is very giving. We think you should take some time self teaching, then snap a picture of your gooniest moment and send it to us along with your contact info. That has worked for other gooners in the past and none have regretted doing it. Do we think you may get unwanted attention? Yeah, but it’s just a matter of blocking unwanted contacts. Plus you will really get the attention of gooners who are proficient in the gooning arts. Those generally tend to just care for gooners who are really invested in learning and proving themselves. Why would they add a gooner-wannabe without seeing he has put some effort into belonging in their crew? We also generally don’t post Skype addresses without media because we don’t wanna turn TGR into classifieds. We feel you’re on the right way though. Watch videos that we have recommended in here. They can help you enormously. And remember: by giving, you always get something in return.

Now go goon on your cock, please…

TGR Staff

67th Day of Cum Denial Goon
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TGR Comment:

For those of you who are new to the world of gooning, allow us to talk to you about cum denial. It’s pretty self-explanatory: it’s when you don’t cum at the end of an edging/gooning session. We added ‘edging’ to the mix just as mere formality since a single day of cum denial will leave you gooning the fuck out! It requires self-control and discipline. Some gooners think it’s just silly since your balls never quit making more cum for you to dump. In that sense we agree with them: cum denial as a way to build up a bigger load is useless since it’s proven that the body will absorb the uncummed load. However we must confess that some of us did notice an increase in the amount of cum we ejaculated after a few days of cum denial practice. But perhaps it was just psychological. We totally support the cum denial practice as a way to make you more sexual though. After a few days of just masturbating and not cumming, you will feel like you’re getting hornier, more sensitive towards sexual stimulation (regardless if physical or just visual - be careful of which billboards you look at! :P), and you’ll get to a goon state quite faster every time you go back to edging your penis. Some guys do it more naturally than others while some impose cum denial on themselves as a rule/challenge. We think things gotta be done in a pleasurable way and never as a mandatory task. So beware to not take the fun away of something that’s supposed to be 100% fun and enjoyable, okay? And as you can see in the picture, gooner Isie is so fucked up on penis because of cum denial that he’s more gooned than ever. Wait until you see the other picture he sent us!

Dear Isie,

Impressive! Keep up the great work (both the pics and the gooning) and allow as much pleasure in your life as possible. We’re proud of you! Ever since the first submission you just have shown us that you keep improving day by day. That’s what gooners do: they aim to be the best! Gooners rock. And we were quite right when we said that we only foresaw success in your future.

Goon on,
TGR Staff

Previously here.

From the series: I’m a gooner and a TGR follower & I contort my face when I goon.

Thanks for the repost of my photo! I'm flattered, as yours is an interesting and enjoyable blog! As I've complimented your site before, we'll have to collaborate...."-), bring your camera "-), in the meantime, keep up your great site! Cheers, JASON BERRINGER - jasonberringer

Dear gooner Jason,

Thanks once again for the beautiful words. We look forward to more.

Goon on,
TGR Staff

Hey! I'm looking to get into gooning. Wondered if there are any guys who fancy Skyping sometime and walking me through the ropes? Will see how much response this gets then give people my Skype lol - Anonymous

Dear wanna-get-into-gooning-anon,

The gooning community is proving to be wider than we expected, but at the same time that people approach gooning more or less in the same way, we think gooning is also a very personal process. Let’s think of singing for instance: Mick Jagger, Jon Bon Jovi, and Justin Timberlake are singers but none of them sing the same way or have learned how to do it by going through the very same process. We encourage you to look for someone to help you out but also read everything you can find on the subject. TGR is an excellent source for information on the subject. Look for posts tagged with the tag ‘learn.’

Good luck and give gooning a try ;)

TGR Staff

Where can I send pics? - israfelzeus

Hello, israfelzeus!

Same as before: visit our homepage and click on Did you spot a gooner? Submit! on our menu. You’ll find instructions in our submission page.

Goon on,
TGR Staff

WOW! We have just reached another milestone: we’ve just passed the 4000 follower mark! Once again we are so proud and happy.
Here some fun facts: 
- it took us a year and two months to get a 1000 followers. That was back in January 20, 2013.
- It just took us another year and approximately to 3 months to get to 4000!!! That’s incredible! The Gooner Report has seen a huge rise in our follower/reader/fan base.
- Serendipity: back when we wrote about our 1000 follower mark, we did it when we had precisely 1004 followers. At the moment, as we write this, we have 4004! ;) Fate?

We’d like to thank all of your followers, readers and fans. We couldn’t publish TGR without you. What would be the point of doing it if you weren’t there for us? Thank you for the submissions, the support, the fan mail, the suggestions, and all the reblogs! Thanks for spreading the word about our TGR! We - the 6 gooners that compose the TGR Staff - couldn’t be any happier and we all promise that we will be gooning out to celebrate ourselves tonight. ;) We deserve some fun too, right?
Goon on,TGR Staff

WOW! We have just reached another milestone: we’ve just passed the 4000 follower mark! Once again we are so proud and happy.

Here some fun facts:

- it took us a year and two months to get a 1000 followers. That was back in January 20, 2013.

- It just took us another year and approximately to 3 months to get to 4000!!! That’s incredible! The Gooner Report has seen a huge rise in our follower/reader/fan base.

- Serendipity: back when we wrote about our 1000 follower mark, we did it when we had precisely 1004 followers. At the moment, as we write this, we have 4004! ;) Fate?

We’d like to thank all of your followers, readers and fans. We couldn’t publish TGR without you. What would be the point of doing it if you weren’t there for us? Thank you for the submissions, the support, the fan mail, the suggestions, and all the reblogs! Thanks for spreading the word about our TGR! We - the 6 gooners that compose the TGR Staff - couldn’t be any happier and we all promise that we will be gooning out to celebrate ourselves tonight. ;) We deserve some fun too, right?

Goon on,
TGR Staff

Master Gooner, Lanson1969.

Every gooner should aspire to be just like him.

Obey.

Previously here.

From the series: Master Gooner &I’m a gooner and a TGR follower && I contort my facen when I goon.

Gooner properly harnessed but totally stooopid on penis.
From the series: So dee in my goon& Tongue Out.

Gooner properly harnessed but totally stooopid on penis.

From the series: So dee in my goon& Tongue Out.

It’s Friday night in the USA!

Hello American gooners! It’s time to get those cocks out and start your edging so you can be soon gooning on them. The Gooner Report supports intense gooning on weekends so now it’s the perfect time to start your engines, getlemen! And for the rest of you around the globe: it’s the weekend… so you better be gooning too! ;)

Happy gooning to all!

TGR Staff

Once again we find a picture of this gooner goonstooopid and surprised. He’s basically coining the phrase “Gooner in the headlights.”

Previously here.

From the series: Yes, I’m a gooner.

— Thanks to gooner Hulk for the link.

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